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Typos and lack of fight sound effects broke this deal for me.
Also, things should be faster-paced. I want to watch a movie, not play a pokemon game
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I think this qualifies for a little more than "mild audio"
It's funny, sorta reminds me of "The End of the World" :o)
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What I am forced to wonder, after playing this game, is, "Who is this man in the red shirt, and why do I hate him so much? Am I the personal tormentor of his own private hell, where he is continually blown to smithereens and resurrected to repeat this gruesome process? Or is he the representation in my own mind of repressed fears that only now, with the help of this awesome technology, may I take on and conquer?"
Fun game, regardless of the answer :o)
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That was great :o)
I think you should make the animation a little smoother in some places, but the dialogue is pretty good.
Ness sounds like Millhouse from the Simpsons, you know
And Mario's drooping moustache made my day
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I like the concept, but it needs some tweaking.
For instance, you should be able to walk backwards and fire, instead of wasting precious time turning around all over the place.
Good, but take it down, fix some stuff, and resubmit :o)
Author's Response:
HOLD DOWN SPACE and you can walk backwards. =)
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In the description and in game, you spell "its" as "it's", two very different concepts.
This was the major ding on your score. Good game
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"Why am I playing flash games when I have a 360?"
The thing I hate the most?
When it lags while I'm jumping. I have landed on more spikes that way...
Also, one of the earlier levels (3?) there's electricity on the walls, and I paused while hanging on the unelectrified side...but the pause didn't turn off the electricity cycle, so I died instantly.
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One of the things I hate most in a flash is the music/sound effects that turn on BEFORE you press play. Why? Because I can't let several movies load while I watch a different one. This is truly annoying, and whoever started it needs to be shot in his big toe so it hurts when he walks.
You also spelled "bottom" as "bottem"
For some reason, it seemed a little slow-paced. Maybe show those screens with words for a second less.
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Ok, a couple questions:
Why would Freeman know Spanish? I think that in the future Valve constructs, English is the prime language (and presumably Spanish has died out).
When Freeman gives the bomb in the cake to the zombies, if the windows break in the explosion, how could blood spatter on them?
The doorbell was funny.
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Good concept, but needs a lot of work.
For instance, "Instructions" is spelled with a C, not a V.
Also, how the heck do you beat the second level?
There should be a "previous shot" record that shows the path of your last shot, the power used, etc. The power metre should somehow be easier to adjust, as well.
Resubmit when more work's been done!
Author's Response:
arrow keys!!!!
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